I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
- Jon Bon Jovi
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- Pearl Bailey
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
- Maryon Pearson
I thought love was a game of chance, til I found out you was playing with loaded dice.
Thinking of you is easy - I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache, that never goes away.
- Brookie
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Henny Youngman
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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